Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 845 Points
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/370 points)
Play the retro game
Play every song in the Retro game
Clear "Are We America Now?" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Armchair Activism" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "People Watching People Watching TV" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Recreational Outrage" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "YouTumour" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Because You're from London" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Don't Really Matter to Me" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Stunning and Brave" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Safe Space" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Clear "Get It Out the Door" with at least a Mission Accomplished ranking.
Quit a song once started
Play the bonus song
Shart first before you do anything else
Achieve 1000 Farts in the Retro game in either mode
Play a HS2 Track in the music player
Play all HS2 Tracks in the music player
Achieve Mission Accomplished Status on All Levels
Get Impeached!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/345 points)
Complete New England
Complete The Southeast
Complete Texas
Complete The Great Plains
Complete Pacific Northwest
Complete California and The Southwest
Complete the game
Complete the game in less than 5 minutes
Medals Earned: 8/12 (185/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Lose the game
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 3/6 (135/220 points)
Achieve Ending 2
Achieve Ending 4
Achieve Ending 5
Achieve Ending 1
Achieve Ending 3
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